OK! Take the Pizza OUT!!

For those who still do not know, PLUTO is no longer a planet.. he or rather it has been downgraded(sounds like coming late to class) to become a dwarf planet.. poor Pluto…

SO GUYS.. WHATEVER YOU HAVE LEARNT IN YOU GEORGRAPHY CLASS, PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR TEACHER AS THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE TO REMEMBER THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS NO LONGER USEFUL… -no more pizzas from mum!

“My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas”

Anyway I found a very funny blog post from one of the blogs I stumbled on while reading on the poor Pluto.. see this:

"Today, we humans declared planet Pluto as planet no more... i repeat again, WE declared that Pluto is Officially NOT a planet No More.

Imagine our PM goes on national TV saying that, "today, by new standards of definition, and overwhelming votes by highly qualified Singaporean individuals and social groups, we declare that China is no longer part of Asia. It is too big as compared to other Asian countries and its population exceeds logical limits. And since it has a great wall surrounding the country, we should just leave it alone. Today, China is no longer part of Asia."

You know, my pen pal from Pluto actually called me when it heard the news this morning... it cried and wept saying that its not their fault being so far from the sun... its already so cold there and yet, we earthlings are not providing any warmth. They, Plutoiers really wanted to be part of the big family in the solar system.. they really wanted too..

Also, as i watched Channel Solar Pluto, many registered protesters, mostly dwarfs are going on the streets of Platinum, capital of Pluto, freezing the planet's flag of earth, chanting, "han chee ban yo woo leh-ee", which means, "why earth like tat? we sad sad". As cold and cool of typical Plutoier, they have dispatched their dwarfish foreign ministers, lead by Hairy-potter and papa smurf, to earth for a peace talk,, they will reach us in 12 light years.

Also on Universe News Channel, Jupiter, Saturn and Mars have launched an official complain to the Council of High Balls Planets, and protested why they were not prior informed of this decision, and that Earth, has unilaterally proposed the removal of planet, now ex-planet pluto, which has broken the law of universe, book wi28w, chapter 019J23, para 242j, point 9182k2, Other planets have also expressed their regrets and displeasure with Earth. Experts say that a court case is unavoidable and might last for hundred light years due to traffic.

Neptune is the most aggressive in opposing this decision by planet earth. Not only are the neptuners burning earth's flag, they have also banned all earth's imports, including trash cans, toxin barrels, plastic bags, diapers and used condoms from astronauts. They are also rumours says that they might be next to be ex-planetised, or worse, ex-solorised.

Mercury, closest to the sun is trying to keep the heat of protesting voices down. Blow-touches, lighter, contact lens solutions, and any other flammable materials/liquids are strictly prohibted above ground. Curfews are enforced and all mercuries are to stay underground and monitor their thermometers.

Uranus, their leader, Obvisanus, did not give a shit.

The High Oval Office of Venus, our closest neighbour, will hold an emergency meeting to whether they should continue provide us with fresh women clones. Mars might be following suit with their supply of men to earth.

On the streets on Earth, the feelings are mixed, many interviewed says that life still goes on, with or without planet pluto. But there are also some which are sadden by this decision, most of them have properties on Pluto.. and their children studying on the ex-planet.

OK, I think you get my drift.

Just what are we thinking? Are we too free? there are real problems like hunger, floods, wars and what nots, yet we can still find time to debate whether pluto is part of the solar system or not? oh man, i'm really speechless.. so what difference is that going to make? am i suppose to live my life differently? is the sun not going to shine? just who do we think we are in the endless bound universe that we cant even finish exploring?

oh man.. just what is wrong with the world? We, as earth, with such lethal combination of pride and stupidity, and if i have a choice.. I would choose to live in Pluto, far from such stupid neighbours and then, ex-planetised earth. fucking idiots!"

- source http://www.vizinity.com/

Whahhaa.. I kept laughing when I was reading it.. especially the planets rioting part…

Anyway.. just incase all you guys forgotten.. please when you are going home this few days, raise your head and take a look at out dear moon and mars.. you will see the two of them very close to each other.. if you miss this chance.. the next time you gonna see it is in year 2287? – ask your great great great grand children to take pictures and burn to you.. haha….

Back to life today.. nothing much.. went to Bugis to collect the wallet shop vouchers they given to us…then went to eat Yoshinoya with ash, jacintha and sarah ann….then went back to school.. started to clear stuff ler… Wednesday is my last day in RP….and oh yes.. I just recently lost my source or entertainment at night.. reading people’s blogs.. cos no one update them liao…sadded

Anyway picture of the day.. the new solar system… without the pizza.. oops sorry.. Pluto…

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